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Good evening, everyone. My name is Joe Wong. But to most people, I am known as Who? which is actually my mother s maiden name, and the answer to my credit card security question. һ أ Գ Լ ĬĬ ţ Ӣ г Լ ա Ϥ ʽ ճƺ Է Ƚ Ů գ Լ ս maiden name ᵽ ÿ 뱣 Ƶ Ļ ɡ QQ 롱 ģ ڶгЧ Ƕ й Σ ߣ Ҳ Ϊ ע ʱѡ ȡ ʲô But joking aside, I just want to reassure everyone that I am invited here tonight. ȥ ΰ ȫ --11 ݡ 12 ݸ һ Է û 뺯 װ ǰ Ĺ 㱣 㰲 ߣ Щ ͺ Ӱ ϣ о ڱ ϵĸ ͳJoe Biden ع 飬 İ ⱻ ɡ I grew up in China. Who didn t? й أ м һ װ Ϊÿ й ˣ һЩ Դ Ϊ һ Ϊ ڱ й ں Ҳ ô Ϊ ģ һ Լ 뷨 ﻹ г who hu~ And my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood. When I was in elementary school, as part of the curriculum, I have to work at a rice paddy right next to a quarry where they use explosives to break rocks. And that is why I learned that light travels faster than sound, which is almost as slow as a flying heath zenith doorbell rock. Ҫ ŵ Сʱ Ķ ӣ ٱ ٿ죬 ʯͷ ɢ ٶȲ Զ һ ը Сʯ ӷɽ My dad was a grumpy heath zenith doorbell guy. But occasionally who tried to cheer me up with jokes. But he doesn t do it right. When I was 7 on eday he said to me, Hey, son, why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy? So 5 minutes later, I said, Why? He said, Because I said so! ڷ cse ڷ Ը Ȩ Ǵ Ц ~ ð I came to the United States, in( û ), when I was 24, to study at Rice University in Texas,( ƻ ) that wasn t a joke, until now. And I was driving this used car with a lot of bumper heath zenith doorbell stickers that (are) impossible to peel off. And on e of them said, If you don t speak English, go home! And I didn t notice it for two years. that wasn t a joke, until now. Ч ã ~~~ bumper sticker ո , ڽ Ի Ĭ Ļ , Щӡˢ ù Լ ϵı . And like many other immigrants, we want our son to become the president of this country. And we are trying to make him bilingual. Now. Chinese at home and English in the public which it really very tough to do because many times I have to say to him in public, Hey, listen, if you don t speak English, go home! And he would say to me, Hey, Dad, why do I have to learn two languages? I said, Son, on ce you become heath zenith doorbell the president of the United States, you are going to sign legislative bills in English, and talk to debt collectors in Chinese! ǵ ǰ С Сʱ ǵ ͳ~һ Լ ĺ ӵ ͳ е εĸо 뵽 ~Ҳ о Ů ߡ õ ղ sticker ϵĻ Ҳ е Ǹ Ц ĸо ~ й ծȨ Ц~ When I graduated from Rice, I decided to stay in the United States because in China I can t do the thing I do best here, being ethnic. And in order for me to become a US citizen, I have to take American history lessons where to ask these questions like: Who s Benjamin Franklin? We were like, Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed? What s the second Amendment? We were like, Ahh.., the reason our convenient store gets robbed? What is Roe versus Wade? We went, Ahh , two ways of coming to the US? Ethnic ġ Ц Ź -- 100 ϵ Benjamin Franklin ͷ

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